My Mother-in-Law is a Terrorist?

I have the stereotypical mother-in-law.  Still, I believed I was the only person who thought she was a terrorist. 

Then, I find out that the Transportation Security Administration folks in Fargo, ND think so too.  She got frisked in Fargo.  She got a full-blown pat down in the little side room.

TSA let her go so we spent three days with her.  That proved more than enough time for me to confirm that I was right.  She is a terrorist to me.

Today, we sent her back via Pittsburgh.  TSA gave her a full body scan there.

Hmmmmmm.  I swear I didn't call them.