Sunday, November 18, 2012

Christmas Story

My son, John, used to have trouble pronouncing some words.  It led to some interesting stories.

Doctor: John, what do you want for Christmas?

John: I want a new parent.

Doctor: What?!?

John: I lost the parent Santa brought me last year. I liked it because it asked for crackers and could repeat me.

Doctor: Oh, parrot!

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